5 Games that’ll make you pee your pants.

I am not a thrill seeker. I don’t like roller coasters, heights, or anything at all really. Perhaps my only excitement in the past 20 years has come from survival horror games. So–for you lovely ladies and gents, here’s a list of a few favorites:

1. Amnesia: The Dark Descent– Amnesia was the first PC horror title that I played. I had heard a lot of buzz when it was first released, and I had to get my hands on it. Unfortunately for me, the game I purchased would not run on my computer because I had the wrong kind of graphics card. Fancy that. This resulted in me going to my ex’s house every day for a week to mooch food and computer use. I was hooked. Never before had a survival horror game forced me to hide, whimpering like a baby, from my enemies. Not to mention that water monster–a creature I couldn’t even see that still continues to give me nightmares.

2. Anna– Anna is not a good game. It’s awful actually. It’s available for super cheap on Steam so I picked  it up and gave it a shot. It’s a point and click adventure nightmare. The puzzles are awful and inexplicable, the story is a hot mess, but I’ll be darned if it didn’t make me jump. The kind of atmosphere that this awful awful game generates is unmatched. It’s a shame it wasn’t better. Regardless it’s worth spending the couple bucks and checking out a walkthrough when you get stuck–don’t expect anything from the gameplay, just expect to be creeped-the-fuck-out.

3. Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem– Obscure Gamecube title that I wish had a sequel. This game had the Lovecraftian horror thing down like no other. You play Alex, a girl who looks startlingly like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as she investigates her grandfather’s mansion in order to determine how he died. But wait–there’s more! You’ll find chapters throughout the mansion that allow you to play distant relatives of Alex and other persons who happen to be involved in the mystery, going back as far as 26 B.C…not to mention that all of these characters start to lose their shit and hallucinate all sorts of horrifying (and sometimes infuriating) things if they see too many monsters. Amazing game really.

4. Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly–In most games you can beat the crap out of or run away from whatever monster is currently scaring the bejesus out of you. Fatal Frame doesn’t grant you that privilege. Instead, Fatal Frame forces you to get right up in every single baddie’s shit and take a picture in order to defeat/exorcise the ghosts. The game has a great “Japanese horror” sort of environment, and you get to play as a creepy twin looking to find your other creepy twin that has wandered off into this village full of ghosts. Made me sleep with the lights on a few nights.

5. Rule of Rose– Rule of Rose is..well..interesting. And by interesting I mean weird as fuck. You play as this girl Jennifer who is dropped off at a bus stop right down the road from this conveniently located big creepy orphanage. You also have dog. The dog is great. While in the orphanage, your character is more or less held hostage by a gang of strange, sadistic orphan girls who call themselves “The Red Crayon Aristocrat Club”. These little girls force you to commit and watch them commit all sorts of bizarre and sometimes atrocious acts.There are also little imp and goat monsters that attack you with forks…and somehow you end up on an airship. NEED I SAY MORE?


4 thoughts on “5 Games that’ll make you pee your pants.

  1. Rumble Rose was awesome! Number one fear in my world is hearing random children laughter and giggling. Fatal Frame was another series that scared the bejeezus out of me.
    While Siren might now have been a good game either, that game surely had its moments, too.

    1. I remember trying to play Siren when I was super young–probably around 10. I couldn’t get past the very beginning. The sight jacking skill is still so cool looking back though, I’ve considered downloading the other titles off the PSN but I haven’t found the time.

      1. I found the ones made for PS3 were actually better. But, yeah, good article. I really miss survival horror games.

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